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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

774. My Son Is A Foodie

Overheard at the playground (Tall talking to his friend):  Yeah, I like all foods.  As long as they don't end in "egetable." 

WHERE does he get his sense of humor????????



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30 comments:

  1. Funniest thing I have heard all day!

    I like all foods that end in "ookie" and "utella."

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    1. "ookie!" hahahahahaha! Tracie, YOU ROCK!

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  2. Possibly from you? I think we need to make a blogging rule that no one is allowed to post tasty pictures without proper warning! I would give anything for a doughnut right now... but unfortunately it means flying half way around the world to get one!

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    1. No donuts in paradise, Lady in Red/ Bozo?

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  3. Haha. I really like hocolate.

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    1. Put that in your online dating profile! I mean, seriously, if a guy does not like chocolate, the relationship is never gonna work. Unless he eats all YOUR chocolate, the chocolate you may or may not have been hiding in the back of the freezer on the bottom shelf behind the frozen peas. Then if he eats all your chocolate (I am not talking from the "Voice of Experience" here at all, this is purely a hypothermal situation), maybe he is not The One.

      Okay, so you know what? scratch everything I just said and go for a guy who despises chocolate. Maybe a guy that ONLY eats egetables. Right.

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  4. Pfft, kids these days, ay?

    I like "lchohol" and "hocolate"

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    1. Two top favorite food groups.........

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  5. Hilarious. I'll take atmeal ookies oughnuts and ake. When I get hungry it's teak and otatoes. I don't even mind egetables as long as it's not arsnips. ":)

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    1. Hi Raymond! Does ANYONE like arsnips???

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    1. hmmmmmmmmm, maybe we will have to have him at least guest blog one of these days.

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  7. Hysterical. Love that donut and the blue eyes.

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  8. Awesome! Sounds like my Boy 2.

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  9. Lol. I feel like that needs to be a line in a sit-com.

    I don't always like egetables either.

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    1. I used to want to write for sit-coms. I interned for a big deal producer in Hollywood for 6 months.

      Now my son comes up with the great lines. *sigh*

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  10. I think he has read one to many of your books/blogs!!! You my dear are rubbing off ...yikes... ok no need to run away... he will make you lots of money on his comedy tour, I'd buy a ticket :))

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    1. I will sit next to you in the front row........

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  11. So funny! That's definitely not an egetable donut he's about to savor. LOL Damn, that looks good! :D

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  12. You got an award at my blog!

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    1. WOW! Thank you, Gina! I really appreciate it. You are so sweet. :)

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  13. Bwaahaahahahaha! It almost makes me want to have little monsters...almost. Wait, I'm over it. I'll just enjoy your funny ones.

    Princess WeeWee

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    1. come back any time! maybe I can lease 'em out to you? A dollar a joke?

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When you write a comment, it makes me feel like I won the lottery or at the very least like I ate an ice-cream sundae. (This has nothing to do with the fact that I did just eat an ice-cream sundae.)