He is
eight.
This type of
behavior is perplexing to me, as I always did my homework in front of the
TV. Or mostly I sat in front of the TV
and forgot all about my homework and then got yelled at by my math teacher the
next afternoon. Where did this sensible
behavior come from?
It was
becoming more and more obvious to me by the day: Tall had been switched at birth. But I don’t mean by some careless nurse who
had worked a double shift and was too tired to notice that one baby was blond
and one baby was a red-head, or that one baby was super intelligent and the
other was an idiot. I mean that aliens
came down from outer space and took my genetically average son and replaced him
with one of genius caliber.
I am not
complaining.
Most days it
comes in handy to have a resident future-Mensa individual living in the
house. Certain situations arise where I
might need help, situations like setting up the DVD player, programing my
phone, or plugging in the coffee maker.
Tall is able to offer assistance with all of these.
It’s just …
I kind of feel sorry for those Martians out there with my real son.
MOV
Hope that alien habit lasts several more years! May e they don't have homework on other planets.
ReplyDeleteHmm, could you send those Martians our way? Homework isn't a fun time in our house. It's getting better, but not more fun.
ReplyDeleteI have an alien as well. Scary smart. And then 2 normal smart. I think he was sent to protect us. Because we aren't that smart. We need him.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to yell at him to get him to sit down and do homework? He just does it? That's one scary kid.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
You probably accidentally signed up for one of those martian foreign exchange student programs. It was probably something you "agreed" to that last time you updated itunes.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, let me just give you a big "thumbs up" on how you are rearing the little alien boy. Good job.
ReplyDeleteI, too thought that maybe my daughter was a switched at birth because she has always excelled at EVERYTHING which couldn't of come directly from either of her parents. As she looks a lot like me, I now have figured out that there was some reprogramming of DNA that was ordered by some "higher power" computer geek during her formation. Think of it as my kid was refragmented, rebooted and formatted in utero. She is the Windows 8 to my Windows 3.1 or maybe even OS/2.
This post explains a lot... I was like your son when I was a kid so now I know the truth.. I am a martian!
ReplyDeleteMy 8yo son does the same thing. Now I know why!
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