MOVarazzi

Showing posts with label Kelly Southern Fried Children. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kelly Southern Fried Children. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

789. A Who's Who of Virgo-ness

I talk a lot about being Virgo.   


If you are not a Virgo (and I simultaneously pity you and envy you), then let me give you a quick run-down of what it means to be Virgo. 


Virgos are born between August 23 –September 22.  Virgos are known for being


  • neat
  • orderly
  • clean 
  • quiet  
  • observant 
  • obsessive 
  • detail-oriented 
  • focused 
  • critical
  • judgmental
  • picky
  • negative 
  • cold
  • blunt 

They like things done their way (that would be:  the right way), and are happy to point out when things are not correct and how they can be improved.  Virgos are hypercritical, but they honestly believe they are helping others with their “constructive” criticism.  How can anyone improve if they are not aware of their faults?  Exactly.  Virgo will take the time to make people aware of their own faults. 


Because she is a giver like that.  


Here are some famous Virgos I found online (I put together the collage myself rather than settle for something substandard, because I am, well, Virgo):  



   


(Kelly, the fabulosa blogger from Southern Fried Children, is also Virgo.  FYI.) 


Virgos are very time-conscious.  They like to be punctual, and they like everyone else to be punctual, too. 


If you are running late, you'd better make up something about a helicopter medivac-ing an injured motorist off the freeway right in front of you. 




That is pretty much the only excuse that a Virgo might not challenge.     


I made you a handy-dandy reference chart of some Virgos and non-Virgos so you can tell the difference.  I will add more from time to time as I think of them. 


You are welcome.

MOV