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Thursday, October 27, 2011

555. Sick

Short is sick today. When he woke up with a nasty cough, I told him he was staying home. He asked if that meant unlimited hot chocolate, so the Nice Mommy/ Bad Nutritionist said, “Sure!” Next, I informed him, “We have to call your school to let them know you’re sick.”

He looked me in the eye, a flat expression on his little round face, and said completely deadpan:

“No. Just let them guess.”

(This is why the school secretary loves me.) 

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