- pushy = “has initiative”
- smells bad = “fragrant”
- not talented = “working on developing his potential”
- clumsy = “physical in surprising ways”
- messy = "collector with varied interests displayed in a non-structured style"
- eavesdropper = “always in the know”
- nosy = “extremely interested in others”
- late = "not confined by traditional time restraints"
- tacky dresser = “brave wardrobe choices”
- gossipy = “creative story-teller”
- thief = "unclear on proper boundaries of possession"
- bratty = “energetic”
- watches too much TV, couch potato = "unwinds through meditation, or sometimes with media outlets"
- emails too much = "likes to stay connected"
- wastes time = "sometimes a tad bit unfocused"
- fat = "appreciates delicious food, somewhat of a gourmet"
- horrible driver = "risk-taker"
- won't leave the house = "risk-averse"
- lazy = “tired”
- mentally unstable, possibly dangerous = "confused"
- interrupts constantly = “wants to be involved in the conversation”
- loser = “second place winner”
- no = “sure, let me get back to you”
- I don't have time for that = "What a great opportunity for someone else!"
- ugly = “plain, but in a good way”
- ugly= “wholesome, all natural”
- unattractive = “earthy”
- tastes bland = “I’m sure some people like it, my palate is just not very developed”
- poison = see above
- disgusting = ditto
- rip off, waste of money = “cost-prohibitive”
- piece of junk = "mass-produced"
- hung-over = “touch of the flu”
- hung-over = “stomach bug”
- obnoxious = “really social, almost what I would consider too social”
- loud = “bothering my ear-drums a little bit”
- old = “not really that old”
- old = “what do you consider old?”
- yucky interior of a house, including 1970’s avocado-green shag carpeting = “slightly dated décor”
- ready to gut entire house = “might need some minor updates”
- mean, not helpful = “seems busy”
- downright ignores you = "distracted"
- bitchy = "not that friendly"
- hate her, can’t be in the same room with her = “I don’t know her that well”
- opinionated = “likes to blog”
("Melee Of Verbiage")
