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Thursday, August 22, 2013
970. That Time My Wig Fell Off
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My hair had never been what you would call “luxurious.” Pantene shampoo marketers had never phoned and begged me to be in one of their com...
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Tuesday, June 4, 2013
969. What My Days Look Like
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She maneuvered a sharp metal object mere millimeters from my eyes. I tried desperately not to flinch while silently begging Please don’t s...
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Friday, May 31, 2013
968. War of the Elbows
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I was scrunched in my middle seat, saying futile prayers to The Gods of Travel that nobody would sit in the aisle seat. The Window ...
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013
964. Open Letter to a Loyal Shirt
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Dear Loyal Shirt, I remember when we first met, at the mall of all places. You beckoned me over from a metal rack where you were han...
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Friday, May 10, 2013
958. My Kids Are Bionic
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I never wore glasses. I can usually hear when a bus is driving up behind me. I am able to outrun elderly people any day of the week. ...
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013
956. The "B" List
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The first time I ever heard the concept of a “B” list was when I was planning my wedding. My mom told me that we should keep the number of...
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Tuesday, April 30, 2013
952. Z Is for Zoo with Zero Zebras
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When my younger son, Short, was about three years old, he became obsessed with zebras. He adored stuffed animal zebras, books about zebras...
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