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Thursday, August 22, 2013

970. That Time My Wig Fell Off

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My hair had never been what you would call “luxurious.”   Pantene shampoo marketers had never phoned and begged me to be in one of their com...
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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

969. What My Days Look Like

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She maneuvered a sharp metal object mere millimeters from my eyes.   I tried desperately not to flinch while silently begging Please don’t s...
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Friday, May 31, 2013

968. War of the Elbows

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I was scrunched in my middle seat, saying futile prayers to The Gods of Travel that nobody would sit in the aisle seat.     The Window ...
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

964. Open Letter to a Loyal Shirt

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Dear Loyal Shirt, I remember when we first met, at the mall of all places.   You beckoned me over from a metal rack where you were han...
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Friday, May 10, 2013

958. My Kids Are Bionic

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I never wore glasses.   I can usually hear when a bus is driving up behind me.   I am able to outrun elderly people any day of the week. ...
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

956. The "B" List

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The first time I ever heard the concept of a “B” list was when I was planning my wedding.   My mom told me that we should keep the number of...
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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

952. Z Is for Zoo with Zero Zebras

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When my younger son, Short, was about three years old, he became obsessed with zebras.   He adored stuffed animal zebras, books about zebras...
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