“Grapes? No, I don’t have any grapes,” the Deli Owner replied
impatiently. “This is a deli. I have sandwiches, chips, that sorta thing.”
The Duck
left.
The next
day, the Duck returned. “Do you have any
grapes?”
“Hey! You were in here yesterday.” The Deli Owner looked frantically at the line
of 20 customers behind the Duck. “I told
you then, and I will tell you again: No! No grapes!
Now, get outta here.”
The Duck
left.
A week went
by, and the Duck came back. “Do you have
any grapes?”
If the Deli
Owner was mad before, now he was furious.
“Duck! I do not wanna see your
little duck-billed face in my deli! I
told you once, I told you a thousand times, I have no grapes! Now, I’m warning you: if you come back in here ever again, I am
gonna take a hammer, and I am gonna nail those little webbed feet into the
ground. GET OUT!”
The other
people in line watched the Duck leave.
A month went
by. The Duck walked into the deli.
“Do you have
any … nails?”
“Nails?”
asked the Deli Owner, surprised. “Did
you say nails? What do I look like, a hardware store? No, no nails!”
“Good,” said
Duck, “do you have any grapes?”
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P.S. It’s an old joke that I heard when I was a flight attendant. I like this joke because you can tell it to any age group.
P.S. It’s an old joke that I heard when I was a flight attendant. I like this joke because you can tell it to any age group.
I'll be telling this joke later! :)
ReplyDeletegood!
Delete4 & 34 year old approved at our house. :-)
ReplyDeletethose are my demographics.......
DeleteMuncher of Veggies, at least you didn't say banana...
ReplyDeletecanteloupe?
DeleteI feel confident that joke will get a work out at our house! Silly duck.
ReplyDeletemy 9-yr-old cracked up
DeleteI always love a good duck joke.
ReplyDeletewho doesn't?
DeleteI'm surprised I haven't seen this one at fishducky's blog. You DO know fishducky, don't you? If you don't, I'll attempt an introduction.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I'll have to check it out!
DeleteThat is cute. There is a cute child's song that is a takeoff of this. On You Tube there is a one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q or you can just type in Duck Song OR Duck at Lemonade Stand.
ReplyDeleteSome are cute and kid rated,,,others have had sickos insert non kid rated words.
a song! what next-- a movie?
DeleteCute; this is one even I can remember to tell:)
ReplyDeletebetty
thanks!
DeleteI love this joke and always have. Haven't thought about it in years. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it! :)
Deletethe funniest part about the joke is that I didn't see the punchline coming. Like the knock knock joke...orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
ReplyDeleteI know, right? the punchline is kinda out of the blue.
DeleteThis made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteBut now I have this crazy urge to watch a duck eat grapes.
um, yeah.
DeleteI'll have you know, in the time between writing my original comment and this reply, I actually did watch videos of ducks eating grapes and then wrote a post about it.
ReplyDeleteHa! you are so silly. :)
DeleteEmbarrassing moment of the day: I had to read it twice before I got it. I suck at jokes.
ReplyDelete(Once I got it, I laugh-groaned, so there's that! My 4-year-old niece's favourite joke: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.)
That's ok, I had to re-tell it twice to my family before I got the punchline right!
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