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Sunday, September 2, 2012

839. My Genius New Diet

I just started a new diet that is not restrictive at all. 

I can eat any food I want as long as it is a raw vegetable. 



I am happy to say, I have been able to stick to my diet for two full hours so far without even cheating once*!


 


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13 comments:

  1. Yes cinnamon is a vegetable along with chocolate!! have a veggie kinda of day :]

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    1. Janice, I think you and I read the same nutrition books!

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  2. Gummy bears, chocolate chip cookies and ice cream are all vegetables, last I heard. ":)



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  3. Just make that three 'w's , ie. www.incomingbytes.blogspot.com

    See what happens when you don't get enough veggie ice cream?

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  4. 2 hours is probably long enough for that to be an effective diet. Now it's time to move onto the wine, cheese and bread diet.

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    1. reading my mind! (or listening to my stomach grumble?)

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  5. Well, cinnamon is definitely not a meat, and vegetarians only eat things that aren't meat so by the transitive property, and maybe some math, cinnamon must be a vegetable.

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    1. Yes! I knew it!

      (ps-- seen any llamas to have your photo taken with lately?)

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    1. Everyone knows it is true. I appreciate the back up. :)

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  7. Cinnamon can be applied to salad so that makes it a vegetable...I'm pretty sure...

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    1. aha! see, I should be a nutritionist! to the stars! maybe to Brad Pitt or George Clooney!

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  8. Oh, I'm doing that diet too! I just cut my cheese into vegetable shapes and figure it counts.

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When you write a comment, it makes me feel like I won the lottery or at the very least like I ate an ice-cream sundae. (This has nothing to do with the fact that I did just eat an ice-cream sundae.)