Me neither. It scares me. Here's why: it is not Target. The End. However, my fabulous and super-talented cyber-bloggy pal Tracie from CRACK YOU WHIP has not only been to Wal-Mart, she seems to have moved in and taken over. She just posted a blog about her most recent Wal-Mart escapade, and apparently it took her about 10 hours to write and illustrate the post. I have exactly six minutes to write anything before the kids get home from school, so I thought I would link you to the superior Tracie instead. You're welcome.
Click HERE to laugh so hard you might throw up, hyperventilate, pee your pants, choke on your own spit, or all of the above. And then forward the link to everyone you ever met. And then follow Tracie. And then come back over here and tell me I was right and that you love Tracie way more than me. And then still vote for me anyway.