My ATM/ debit card number was just stolen. Thieves emptied out over $980 (that I know about so far). My account is currently frozen. Now I have to close my account, get a new card and new checks, file a report against the stolen charges in person at my branch, get the overdraft fees reversed, and have my boss at work cancel direct deposit of my paychecks.
Nothing funny about that.
("Mastercard Or Visa")