Monday, September 27, 2010

148. Some Homework Is Terrible

Another assignment
Conveniently appears.
Really? Who remembers how to do this stuff?
Old people like me
Sure don’t. The Homework
Taunts me and other
Idiots who never
Completely learned it the first time around.

Please help your child create an
Original acrostic poem.
(Every first letter spells out a word)—
*Must make sense!

Frantically trying to
Understand the assignment
Crafting bizarre combinations of words
Kudos to my son for explaining it to me.

(“Misusing Odd Vowels”)

1 comment:

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