Sunday, August 22, 2010

105. DryerMates

Dryermates, definition of: 2 socks, that in your lust and zeal to complete laundry in a timely manner (read: less that one week) you think (and would bet $100 if pressed) go together to make a simple and cohesive pair but, upon further inspection (not in the morning, when you are getting dressed, which would be useful but actually much much later when you are away from home, possibly at work, and there is nothing you can do about it now except be made fun of by your Eagle-eyed co-workers) reveal themselves to NOT match after all, not even close. GET GLASSES.

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